Welcome to this guide for Grandma, No!
In this game, you play as grandma who unexpectedly has to babysit for their grandchild while doing all sorts of (weird) daily tasks. Besides the main tasks, there are a bunch of side quests and even hidden stages.
While the main objectives are pretty straightforward, figuring out the side quests might be more challenging. However, it is much more fun and rewarding to figure them out by yourself, so I would highly recommend NOT reading this guide and only coming back here if you’re really really stuck.
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Table of Contents
Checklist Backyard
Feed the Dog: On the left side of the map there is a hole in the fence. Put a hotdog (maybe other foods work as well) to let the dog show up. Then give it some more food. PS Yes you can pet the dog in Grandma, No!
Break the Big Trash Bag: After your event with hostile animals, there is a big Trash Can. You can use the blowtorch to open it.
Cut down the tree: Use the chainsaw from the garage to cut down the tree in the middle of the garden. You can find the key after feeding the dog.
Gran’s Jump Shot: Use the basketball or the beach ball to score three shots at the basketball ring at the back of the garden, next to the shed.
Ants are Delicious: Eat one of the ants.
Alternate watering sources: I forgot what I used but I think I threw up and watered the plants that way. It is easy to throw up after you open the Big Trash Bag, as the items from there always make you throw up.
Allergy Attack: You’re allergic to the dandelion, so grab them and pull back to destroy them. I’m not sure if other methods of killing them also count.
Quick Hands: The boomerang is at the top of the shed. To get there, you can use the blowtorch on the beehive. Throw the boomerang and then catch it again. I did this on the roof of the shed.
Catch lovely butterflies: The net to catch the butterflies is on the left side of the garden. You need the chainsaw from the shed to cut it down. One of the butterflies is on the shed’s roof; all the others are on the ground.
Explosive Flamingos?: Use the blowtorch on the flamingos to let them explode.
Stunt-Gran: Place the trampoline outside the shed, but very close. That way you can fell off the shed onto the trampoline.
Garden Variety: Find the 5 seeds and plant them. There are only 4 spots to grow plants, but as long as you stay in the level while removing a plant and planting another, it counts toward this item. One of the seeds is hidden behind the fence on the left side.
Checklist Kitchen
Who’s peepin in?: Open the curtains to see who is looking through your window.
Bake the pie!: From the drawer, you can pick up an item that can be used on the wall on the right side. In that same drawer, you find the code for the safe. The 3th number is a weird 4, not a sideways 1. Pick up the pie from the safe, cook it in the oven, and then serve it to the neighbour.
Drain seems…clogged: After finishing your mandatory tasks, you can interact with the drain. Burnt Toast: Pick up a piece of bread and put it in the toaster, then wait till the toaster catches fire.
Mmm, Caffeinated Tea: dip the teacup in the giant pool of water, then drink it. (Thank you Tasselfoot for this solution!)
Baby is Hungry: Find the baby bottle in the fridge and give it to the baby.
Replace every Little Angel: You can find 5 small angel statues throughout this level, place them all on the shelve on the wall on the right side of the room.
Remove every shelf: Just destroy every shelf in this room. This doesn’t include the huge shelves in the storage room, but only those hanging on the wall.
Break the ugly plates: Break 6 plates for this task.
What’s inside the boxes: I used the knife of the storage room to destroy all the boxes.
Piping Hot Insect: Cook one of the insects in the oven.
Eat Baked Treats!: Bake 6 different items and then eat them. You can find more than 6 in this level.
Checklist Living Room
An empty Nest?: open up the clock on the left wall, next to the entrance and then pick up the bird from the window.
What’s with the vacuum?: Use the vacuum on the dust and maybe on other items as well.
Your crack is showing: The entity that came from the vacuum offers bombs, use it on the wall with the crack on it.
Eat each grown fruit: There are 5 fruit you had to grow for the first task, eat all of them.
Demolish the ugly chairs: There are 2 chairs; destroy them with the bombs from the vacuum entity.
Toot your own horn: On the side table you find a trompet, use it.
Listen to every Record: Find 5 different records and use them in the record player.
Bounce 10 in a row!: Jump from the plate onto the weird circle thing and don’t move after you bounched until you bounched 10 times.
Shock every outlet: There are 3 outlets, hug the wall a few times until you get a shock from them and then move on to the next one.
Break antique Vases: Break the vases you see in this level.
Minimalist Decor: Destroy the paintings hanging on the wall. You know which are good projectiles… those records that are laying around 😛
Watch every VHS Tape: Find 5 VHS tapes and play them in the VHS player.
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